Life's rainbow.
Phone call....
"You're asking ME to buy a vacuum cleaner?"
"Alaaaa, it's an innovative invention la, if you and your kids are suffering from sinus, you might learn one or two really new things from the demo ok!"
"Ok..... how much?"
"U listen to them first laaa. It's like insurance, you listen now, but not necessarily buy now, three years down the road kee."
"The demo is tonite, u sure that thing don't shoot if I decided not to buy?"
"I'm still alive right?"
"Ko tak beli pas tu suruh aku BELI?"
...................
That nite.... SMS "Nope, it doesn't do bjs!"
I was just giggling away with my husb at that.
NEXT DAY .....
baibon: New Volkswagen Scirocco fits my need exactly- power, handling, looks good to
Mainey #: I like Skoda Roomster
baibon: But I wont be buying it because the price is at a ridiculous RM260k
Mainey: But... you spent stupid amount of money on fixing your Alfa.
baibon: which brings me to my point
baibon: The water-vacum-that-doesnt-do-blowjobs is great but for nearly RM8k? it's ridiculously overpriced
baibon: if it's sub RM4k then I would've bought it on the spot
baibon: anyways except for the ability to become an air cleaner there's nothing special about the unit apart from being really high quality and I assume excellent support/warranty
Mainey #: Zain..... u bought your remote airplanes for how much?
baibon: For RM8k I would've bought a 52inch TV
Mainey #: ok laaa ok laaaa
baibon: those habuk/dust mites they show? they've been around us for thousands of years- it is in EVERY home, our antibodies handle them naturally.
Mainey #: okaaay okaay okaay
baibon: It's good to have la but not necessary unless your house really really kotor/dusty environment
baibon: all I ask for that price is a blowjob functionality- is that too much to ask for?
Mainey #: nanti i cross ref ngan Iskandar
baibon: I saw his name in the list - dia tangkap satu
baibon: ....sucker
baibon: hahaha
Mainey #: seeeeeriouuussss??? but he said his mom has 4 of those already
Mainey #: that his mom collects vacuum cleaners dowh
Mainey #: ok la, I pegi pinjam la dia punya *cheapskate
baibon: pinjam why? didnt I tell you it doesnt do bjs?
Mainey #: zain, i'm a woman.... remember?
baibon: yeah but it helps you do your work
Mainey #: oh yeaaaaahhh laaaaa
"You're asking ME to buy a vacuum cleaner?"
"Alaaaa, it's an innovative invention la, if you and your kids are suffering from sinus, you might learn one or two really new things from the demo ok!"
"Ok..... how much?"
"U listen to them first laaa. It's like insurance, you listen now, but not necessarily buy now, three years down the road kee."
"The demo is tonite, u sure that thing don't shoot if I decided not to buy?"
"I'm still alive right?"
"Ko tak beli pas tu suruh aku BELI?"
...................
That nite.... SMS "Nope, it doesn't do bjs!"
I was just giggling away with my husb at that.
NEXT DAY .....
baibon: New Volkswagen Scirocco fits my need exactly- power, handling, looks good to
Mainey #: I like Skoda Roomster
baibon: But I wont be buying it because the price is at a ridiculous RM260k
Mainey: But... you spent stupid amount of money on fixing your Alfa.
baibon: which brings me to my point
baibon: The water-vacum-that-doesnt-do-blowjobs is great but for nearly RM8k? it's ridiculously overpriced
baibon: if it's sub RM4k then I would've bought it on the spot
baibon: anyways except for the ability to become an air cleaner there's nothing special about the unit apart from being really high quality and I assume excellent support/warranty
Mainey #: Zain..... u bought your remote airplanes for how much?
baibon: For RM8k I would've bought a 52inch TV
Mainey #: ok laaa ok laaaa
baibon: those habuk/dust mites they show? they've been around us for thousands of years- it is in EVERY home, our antibodies handle them naturally.
Mainey #: okaaay okaay okaay
baibon: It's good to have la but not necessary unless your house really really kotor/dusty environment
baibon: all I ask for that price is a blowjob functionality- is that too much to ask for?
Mainey #: nanti i cross ref ngan Iskandar
baibon: I saw his name in the list - dia tangkap satu
baibon: ....sucker
baibon: hahaha
Mainey #: seeeeeriouuussss??? but he said his mom has 4 of those already
Mainey #: that his mom collects vacuum cleaners dowh
Mainey #: ok la, I pegi pinjam la dia punya *cheapskate
baibon: pinjam why? didnt I tell you it doesnt do bjs?
Mainey #: zain, i'm a woman.... remember?
baibon: yeah but it helps you do your work
Mainey #: oh yeaaaaahhh laaaaa
posted by Maine at 3:18 PM
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