Mati Puncak.

It was a rainy Saturday morning last week. We were too lazy to make our way for our Bangsar breakfast routine. So we settled for any outlet in TTDI instead.

As usual, there're always a few posh wheels parked outside East n West. I ordered my normal roti bakar and Nescafe Tarik while husband piggishly happily plonk a mixture of nasi lemak and fried kuey teow.

My side view, across the road from the restaurant parked the latest S350. A slim shouldered guy in his late 30's walked through the rain to take an umbrella in the boot.

I was staring blankly towards my front view. But I can't help noticing a menacing big black pick up truck fully covered with 4 extra spotlights.

Another slim shouldered man in his early 40's with an umbrella in his hand and a ciggy in another, smiling to himself.

In my head, hmmmmm..... ini mesti ada masterplan ni. Park kereta kat sini pastu pegi main golf. Perfume semerbak satu restoran.... must be Chinese golf...

Later, both guys stood together continuing their smoke.

Another man in his late 40's walked out from the restaurant, in light blue shirt and white pants and a cigar. His son of younger than 11 was by his side.

I thought, hmm.... good alibi to bring.

Then the two men with the umbrellas came towards him and umbrella-ed both the man and his kid towards the S350!

One man, started the engine. Another walked towards the pick up truck.

"Ooohhh, ingatkan tiga mamat tua nak pegi Chinese Golf. Silap!"

I thought, he must be some kind of royalty then.

Poncho: My God, he thinks he's a bloody Cuban ke? You know who that is?

Me: Donno. Raja mana? Satu driver, satu body guard.

Poncho: That's the xxxxx in Puncak Niaga.

Me: ???????? Who's is he trying to protect himself from? Got money falling out of his nose ke that people might want to kidnap him? Or is he such a bloody asshole that so many ppl want to shoot him? Millionaire Mat Salleh pun takde escort macam tu. Hidup segan mati tak mau. Kena hujan sikit pun tak boleh ke?

Fuck... apa ke jadah.. I don't care if I sound like Amir Hafizi or Wan Kamaruddin Edisi Siasat. I like them both. They should investigate this ugly Melayu and tell him tak payah nak mengada-ngada and buat malu bangsa berlagak bila bangsa sendiri tak kenal jasa dia, inikan lagi muka Jawa dia and muka Jawa and gemuk anak dia yang dah besar sah sah keje dia beli kereta sports and duduk main game kat rumah and tengok porn 24 jam and perabih bogheh negara.

I don't care, I know I'm judgmental, I can smell a filthy rat from afar. I hate this kind of Malays.

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