Little Ouches!
Dear Little Pokey,
Mummy's going through yet another pregnancy challenge.... haemorrhoids. As scary as it sounds... pffffhhh... mummy's just about to clear my annual leave, everyday trying to finish as much as possible so we can have a peaceful time together and suddenly I have to go on MC, just for a day but it's dreadful.
It all happened just out of one diarhea incident yesterday, mummy can't resist the nasi lemak Pasar Malam TTDI yang kasik nangis punya tu.
I read that it is due to pregnancy doubled blood supply and they are all concentrated in the bowel area that made it all 'kemut' so, sudden gush of stuff out can tear it up, plus, the pressure you are putting on in my pelvic area... I have a feeling it made me turn into a virgin too!
Woooweee lah after pantang ni!
The doctor stuck this white bullet up mummy's ass to get things back in, if not, mummy would be walking around in the office with very itchy belly and aching backside at the same time! Macam chimp!
Takpe, I know how to maintain macam takde apa-apa.
You don't understand what mummy is saying ye? Tak pelah.
Next week, mummy's taking your Tok Mummy along for scanning. It's been 27 years since she last visited a gynae, wave at her if you're awake ok. She has thoughtfully arranged for doa selamat for your arrival and air selusuh for me. Things mummy must learn to look after you and all your future siblings.
Your daddy has been shopping and shopping and shopping. He even wants to take a long leave during mummy's. Such a mak bonda la he. But we love discovering new and pelik inventions ppl make nowadays for parents to be.
.... we hope God will help to protect us all from lupa diri seeing that you will be far better off than how Tok Mummy, me and daddy were raised.
Mummy's going through yet another pregnancy challenge.... haemorrhoids. As scary as it sounds... pffffhhh... mummy's just about to clear my annual leave, everyday trying to finish as much as possible so we can have a peaceful time together and suddenly I have to go on MC, just for a day but it's dreadful.
It all happened just out of one diarhea incident yesterday, mummy can't resist the nasi lemak Pasar Malam TTDI yang kasik nangis punya tu.
I read that it is due to pregnancy doubled blood supply and they are all concentrated in the bowel area that made it all 'kemut' so, sudden gush of stuff out can tear it up, plus, the pressure you are putting on in my pelvic area... I have a feeling it made me turn into a virgin too!
Woooweee lah after pantang ni!
The doctor stuck this white bullet up mummy's ass to get things back in, if not, mummy would be walking around in the office with very itchy belly and aching backside at the same time! Macam chimp!
Takpe, I know how to maintain macam takde apa-apa.
You don't understand what mummy is saying ye? Tak pelah.
Next week, mummy's taking your Tok Mummy along for scanning. It's been 27 years since she last visited a gynae, wave at her if you're awake ok. She has thoughtfully arranged for doa selamat for your arrival and air selusuh for me. Things mummy must learn to look after you and all your future siblings.
Your daddy has been shopping and shopping and shopping. He even wants to take a long leave during mummy's. Such a mak bonda la he. But we love discovering new and pelik inventions ppl make nowadays for parents to be.
.... we hope God will help to protect us all from lupa diri seeing that you will be far better off than how Tok Mummy, me and daddy were raised.
posted by Maine at 3:02 PM
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